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Posted 55 minutes ago

princesslibrarian:

one time at lunch we were talking about secret life of the american teenager and that prompted one of my friends to say, “i could write something on this napkin and it’d be better than anything abc family came up with” or something.  i hang out with good people i think.

I think that is how mark twain got started.

Posted 1 hour ago

in some cultures performing cunnilingus multiple times during the first date is completely acceptable and encouraged (i’m speaking of my own personal culture that i have created myself) 

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Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

You should just text them the meet you and to wear something pretty because you like them.

Posted 3 hours ago

weenierenegades:

The homestuck fandom has the best fan art omg.

Wait till you see the stuff the art fandom cranks out.

Posted 3 hours ago

al10nsy:

xilliannax:

love-has-a-gun:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

not every one wants to be the same, 

honestly, she is my idol.

I enjoy her music, really dont care if she’s auto-tuned or not. VERY fun for a photoshoot, but I think as a live performer she’s rather messy. It works for her. ROCK OUT! 

I used to shame her for being trashy, but then I learned a thing or two about the world.

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Posted 4 hours ago

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

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Posted 5 hours ago
  1. gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  2. bf: but im not a dad
  3. gf: :)
Posted 5 hours ago
ivedecidednottoendorseyourpark:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:



EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!



EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

((ALL OF YOU))

ivedecidednottoendorseyourpark:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:

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EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!

EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

((ALL OF YOU))

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

My roommates are sick. I want them the hell away from my computer and out of my kitchen.

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

lilbitkipsy:

girlatsunrise:

I did not see that coming.

how could you not see that coming haha

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Posted 9 hours ago