The doctor dance moves
"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”
Did anybody else click and drag? You should.
Mayor Pamala Winchell announced that the only thing worth seeing when clicking and dragging was the plastic bag. “So, you might as well not do it at all.” she said to the room full of empty chairs. “Just scrol on by and don’t listen to hollowhedge. Hollowhedge is a lier.”
honestly the next time you think you’re about to develop any kind of emotional romantic attachment to a person, do yourself a favor and sit right down in a puddle of cold mud, it will produce the SAME EXACT EFFECTS but probably make your life a lot easier in the long run